Episode 017 – 10 Scenes Every Ted Cruz Porno Should Include

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Act One – We talk about Locke’s recent trip to India, and his hatred of hippies.

Act Two – Did you know there’s a woman who looks like Ted Cruz? And that she’s doing a porn? And that Locke wants to watch Ted Cruz bottoming a big bear of a man?

Act Three – We compare listicles for women with listicles for men. The results are predictable.